Barack Obama has won the American election to be the 44th president of the country, and the first black president in history. I’d like to say this is a good thing, but I’m not convinced by all that malarky he was so often seen spouting about change. Still, at least it gives The Daily Mash [...]

1. We’re from the Government and we’re here to kill you. 2. When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight… 3. Trying to win hearts and minds… but willing to splatter them if necessary. 4. Just point at what you want dead. 5. Dictator got you down? Ask about our new “regime change” program! 6. [...]