A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The [...]

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, “Can I help you Sir?” “Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr,” the man replies. The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?” [...]

With all the troubles dogging the world, we all need to sit back and have a laugh sometimes. So, without further ado, I give you some failures: Some motivation: Some ideas for things to do when you happen to be at a loose end: And finally, an idea for lunch:

We’ve all been affected by the events of the past few weeks, here is some sound financial advice for today’s markets: If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50 £1000 invested in XL [...]